From the Sublime to the Ridiculous

While the Tal Memorializers take a day off, we'll showcase the riff-raff playing chess that's a bit more, well, Tal-like. The following position arose from a 1-minute game I played earlier today; my opponent had White and just blocked my check with Ne2.

What should I do? There are very few wrong answers here, but some right answers are better than others. To see the one I came up with and to view the massacre in its entirety, click here. (Don't worry: high-quality chess will return to the blog tomorrow.)